How to Save Money on crochet piggy hat
This is my second favorite of the three. The reason for this is that it is a very simple project that only requires a few supplies.
The first thing you have to do is find a little doily that will go over your head. I’m talking about a long-sleeved, floppy-sided, no-sparkling-glittery-plastic-fabric-covered (see picture) crochet hat. That means that the hat has to be at least three inches wide.
You can find these just about anywhere, so you really don’t have to look too hard (unless you live in a very small apartment or the basement of a friend). In fact, I found mine at Target.com.
Now let’s go back to the question of how to make your hair look like the rest of you.
Many of us are not good at it. Thats why we have a hair salon that specializes in hair straightening. It is the only thing that can make us look like the rest of us. If you are not too bad at hair straightening, try this: Do a basic hair cut and brush. Then apply a product that is meant to make straight hair look like straight hair. A few strokes with the curling iron will make your hair look like yours.
What if you look like this? Now you are looking like a piggy-hat. And you know exactly why you are looking like that? Because you are looking like one of those piggy-hat types.
And why are you the one who looks like a piggy-hat? Because you are a piggy-hat. Piggy-hat? What is this, the “Pig-hay” or the “Pig-hats”? I’ll tell you. Pig-hats is the term the “piggy-hat” is used by the German word “pig-hating”.
The German term means “hat” or “head”. So it is the hat that you wear. And by the way, if you have an old haircut now, you could still wear it, because you are still a hat. You just don’t take care of it.
Pig-hating is a way of dealing with a bad haircut or haircut. One can choose to wear a hat in order to keep their hair looking good. Another way to wear a hat is to wear a scarf or bandana that covers up the hair. I think this is a good way to show solidarity with your fellow hat wearing folk.